Japanese Pet Peeve: Squeak squeak

Have you ever been to a Christmas lunch or toddler's birthday party where someone gives a small child a toy that makes a loud, annoying noise? The mother smiles and thanks the giver, with a slight note of strain in her face. She knows she will be hearing that toy drum/musical truck/whistle/jackhammer sound effect, over and over again, over the months to come.

In Japan I have noticed a product that would make me feel this way: squeaky shoes. These are shoes for toddlers that emit a loud squeaking sound with every step. Imagine someone squeezing a rubber ducky. Now, as small children tend to run around a lot, imagine them squeezing that ducky relentlessly for minutes at a time. Not pleasant for anyone who happens to be in the same restaurant or shop.

I can only imagine that the logic for buying such shoes is to be able to have an idea of where your child is at all times. In such crowded cities, it might be useful to be able to hear when your small child is running off somewhere. At least, I hope this is the reason, and it's not a 'cute' fashion choice. I have to admire the patience of mothers who can tolerate it!